Fro-hawk

From the Developers of Fro-grow and other outside assistance, we are proud to present:

FRO-HAWK.
a Mohawk but with a fro at the top!

Comes in one shape that we like to call: MUSHROOM CLOUD!

BAKER SLAYER

FROM THE MAKERS OF FRO GROW COMES...

AN EVENT OF EPIC PROPORTIONS...

The middle of the 9th century, you are King Arthur's most trusted and brave knight. One day, in your very noble dining hall, the great king eats a very very old roll that is served to him on a silver platter. King Arther begins to get very sick, and in his last words he says "avenge my death..." and the king dies. YOUR MISSION: kill all of the bakers in the world, concour the cooks, and avenge the kings death!

buy BAKER SLAYER - only at some random inflated price at some stupid large burrito-car-tune-up liposuction-brake-muffler-cheesy-pizzeria-music-store-game buyers-heaven.

Fro Grow

From the makers of subliminally there:

Picture this, a small silver can, with an adjustable spray nozzle. FRO GROW! grows fros wherever you spray it! great ideas about Fro Grow: While someone's sleeping, cover them in Fro Grow, i mean like five cans of Fro Grow, all emptied onto them, and then wait for them to wake up.

FAQ:
Q: How many colors does Fro Grow come in?
A: WERE NOT SURE! but it comes in 8 different flavors!

FRO GROW SPECIAL! 29.99 per can!