Friday, March 28, 2008

skateboard jump-rope

Idea:
jump-rope with skateboards so that you would ollie right before the rope and then later get to like tri-flip over it.

ALSO, figure-eight jump-rope with like 20 skaters. just think about it.

Sunday, March 9, 2008

sudden realisation

1) band-aids.
a) Aids for bands.
b) There really expensive for being adhesive with tissue on the inside.
c) They can be replaced with scotch tape.
2) "sand is over-rated, its just tiny little rocks."
- Jim Carrey (Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind)
3) Bengay
a) Awesome feeling!
b) Too strong of a smell.
c) Feels creepy in large quantities.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Things I WANT to do but probably never will.

  • Have a room with only strobe lights in it.
  • Have a foam pit the size of an Olympic swimming pool.
  • Make a full body amour suit out of stiffened socks.
  • Fight a wild bear.
  • Build a slide from the top of a tall building to the ground.
  • Install a headphone into both of my palms and a remote control into my arm. (So that i could listen to music just by putting my hand to my ear.)
  • Make a REAL light-saber.
  • Swim in a huge swimming pool of yogurt.
  • Make 3-D glasses with real rims and better lenses.
  • Play darts with Bill Gates.
  • Dress up like a ninja, then stealthily sneak around common areas.
  • Bathe in a vat of lotion.
  • Create a website called 'bomb.com' and put everything worthy of that title onto it.
  • attack Spain with millions and millions of flying paper air plains.
  • Dress up as a bush and try to sneak into different places.
  • Ask random people about the differences between 'classic' and 'original'.
  • Pay a DJ to play the song 'I'm turning Japanese' in japan.
  • Put a ginormas sub woofer into my car and have a CD with just big vibrations on it.
  • Eat only yogurt, corn, and bran muffins for 1 year.
  • Buy a HOUSE full of pudding cups.
  • Have a house with secret passageways to different places. (grocrey store, mall, etc.)
  • Actually invent a robot that can clean for me.
  • Own a skyscraper of condos.
  • Own a skyskraper.
  • Talk with my mouth closed.
  • Talk while drinking water.
  • Start my own restaurant.
  • Be voted 'Most ________ EVER'.
  • Have my uvula removed.
  • Have a brawl in the streets with some random strong person.
  • Make a speech to the nation on national television about the importance of graffiti.
  • Make a realistic sculpture (that is displayed in public) that depicts babies on spikes.
  • Go to a movie where I'm the only one there.
  • Eat a top notch meal in a telephone booth.
  • Live in a mall for 1 month.
  • Rob a bank without threatening anyone, just walk in, take the cash and casually walk out.
  • Have a party in a mobile home, then half way through, lift the house (using a crane) into a lake/pool.
  • Say the words, 'Attack at dawn' and mean them.
  • Insert a headphone into my ear, then have someone follow me around and narrate my life.
  • Swim in a pool of peas and carrots.
  • Set a world record for balancing the most phone books on my head.
  • insert a camera into my eye so i can take a picture of what im seeing just by blinking.
  • make a pizza company called 'New York Pizza Department', then when delivering pizzas, knock on the person's door and when they answer say 'NY PD!'


Many More Yet To Come.