Fro-hawk

From the Developers of Fro-grow and other outside assistance, we are proud to present:

FRO-HAWK.
a Mohawk but with a fro at the top!

Comes in one shape that we like to call: MUSHROOM CLOUD!

BAKER SLAYER

FROM THE MAKERS OF FRO GROW COMES...

AN EVENT OF EPIC PROPORTIONS...

The middle of the 9th century, you are King Arthur's most trusted and brave knight. One day, in your very noble dining hall, the great king eats a very very old roll that is served to him on a silver platter. King Arther begins to get very sick, and in his last words he says "avenge my death..." and the king dies. YOUR MISSION: kill all of the bakers in the world, concour the cooks, and avenge the kings death!

buy BAKER SLAYER - only at some random inflated price at some stupid large burrito-car-tune-up liposuction-brake-muffler-cheesy-pizzeria-music-store-game buyers-heaven.

Fro Grow

From the makers of subliminally there:

Picture this, a small silver can, with an adjustable spray nozzle. FRO GROW! grows fros wherever you spray it! great ideas about Fro Grow: While someone's sleeping, cover them in Fro Grow, i mean like five cans of Fro Grow, all emptied onto them, and then wait for them to wake up.

FAQ:
Q: How many colors does Fro Grow come in?
A: WERE NOT SURE! but it comes in 8 different flavors!

FRO GROW SPECIAL! 29.99 per can!

skateboard jump-rope

Idea:

jump-rope with skateboards so that you would ollie right before the rope and then later get to like tri-flip over it.

ALSO, figure-eight jump-rope with like 20 skaters. just think about it.

sudden realisation

1) band-aids.
a) Aids for bands.
b) There really expensive for being adhesive with tissue on the inside.
c) They can be replaced with scotch tape.
2) "sand is over-rated, its just tiny little rocks."
- Jim Carrey (Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind)
3) Bengay
a) Awesome feeling!
b) Too strong of a smell.
c) Feels creepy in large quantities.

Things I WANT to do but probably never will.

• Have a room with only strobe lights in it.
• Have a foam pit the size of an Olympic swimming pool.
• Make a full body amour suit out of stiffened socks.
• Fight a wild bear.
• Build a slide from the top of a tall building to the ground.
• Install a headphone into both of my palms and a remote control into my arm. (So that i could listen to music just by putting my hand to my ear.)
• Make a REAL light-saber.
• Swim in a huge swimming pool of yogurt.
• Make 3-D glasses with real rims and better lenses.
• Play darts with Bill Gates.
• Dress up like a ninja, then stealthily sneak around common areas.
• Bathe in a vat of lotion.
• Create a website called 'bomb.com' and put everything worthy of that title onto it.
• attack Spain with millions and millions of flying paper air plains.
• Dress up as a bush and try to sneak into different places.
• Ask random people about the differences between 'classic' and 'original'.
• Pay a DJ to play the song 'I'm turning Japanese' in japan.
• Put a ginormas sub woofer into my car and have a CD with just big vibrations on it.
• Eat only yogurt, corn, and bran muffins for 1 year.
• Buy a HOUSE full of pudding cups.
• Have a house with secret passageways to different places. (grocrey store, mall, etc.)
• Actually invent a robot that can clean for me.
• Own a skyscraper of condos.
• Own a skyskraper.
• Talk with my mouth closed.
• Talk while drinking water.
• Start my own restaurant.
• Be voted 'Most ________ EVER'.
• Have my uvula removed.
• Have a brawl in the streets with some random strong person.
• Make a speech to the nation on national television about the importance of graffiti.
• Make a realistic sculpture (that is displayed in public) that depicts babies on spikes.
• Go to a movie where I'm the only one there.
• Eat a top notch meal in a telephone booth.
• Live in a mall for 1 month.
• Rob a bank without threatening anyone, just walk in, take the cash and casually walk out.
• Have a party in a mobile home, then half way through, lift the house (using a crane) into a lake/pool.
• Say the words, 'Attack at dawn' and mean them.
• Insert a headphone into my ear, then have someone follow me around and narrate my life.
• Swim in a pool of peas and carrots.
• Set a world record for balancing the most phone books on my head.
• insert a camera into my eye so i can take a picture of what im seeing just by blinking.
• make a pizza company called 'New York Pizza Department', then when delivering pizzas, knock on the person's door and when they answer say 'NY PD!'
  

Many More Yet To Come.

AWESOME

Ok I'm not going to type in all caps now.
So basically i was talking with my dad who told me to put the comics (witch were on the floor) in the recycling so i jumped on them hoping that they would slide on the floor and I could ride them. but the did not slide because I hadn't yet cleaned the floor that day. But when the comics ripped as i jumped on them my dad says, " if we had a floor with a bunch of little holes like those one table things, then you would be able to do that."


so heres the awesome idea: you make a floor out of that stuff (As in the Air Hockey tables) and you could slide around on it, snowboard, use a skateboard deck with no wheels. you would have to make the air pump harder but i think it would totally be worth it to build a skate park or something with this stuff.


So yeah if I ever get rich then I'm going to spend all my money on that, oh man i just cant wait!