Things I WANT to do but probably never will.

• Have a room with only strobe lights in it.
• Have a foam pit the size of an Olympic swimming pool.
• Make a full body amour suit out of stiffened socks.
• Fight a wild bear.
• Build a slide from the top of a tall building to the ground.
• Install a headphone into both of my palms and a remote control into my arm. (So that i could listen to music just by putting my hand to my ear.)
• Make a REAL light-saber.
• Swim in a huge swimming pool of yogurt.
• Make 3-D glasses with real rims and better lenses.
• Play darts with Bill Gates.
• Dress up like a ninja, then stealthily sneak around common areas.
• Bathe in a vat of lotion.
• Create a website called 'bomb.com' and put everything worthy of that title onto it.
• attack Spain with millions and millions of flying paper air plains.
• Dress up as a bush and try to sneak into different places.
• Ask random people about the differences between 'classic' and 'original'.
• Pay a DJ to play the song 'I'm turning Japanese' in japan.
• Put a ginormas sub woofer into my car and have a CD with just big vibrations on it.
• Eat only yogurt, corn, and bran muffins for 1 year.
• Buy a HOUSE full of pudding cups.
• Have a house with secret passageways to different places. (grocrey store, mall, etc.)
• Actually invent a robot that can clean for me.
• Own a skyscraper of condos.
• Own a skyskraper.
• Talk with my mouth closed.
• Talk while drinking water.
• Start my own restaurant.
• Be voted 'Most ________ EVER'.
• Have my uvula removed.
• Have a brawl in the streets with some random strong person.
• Make a speech to the nation on national television about the importance of graffiti.
• Make a realistic sculpture (that is displayed in public) that depicts babies on spikes.
• Go to a movie where I'm the only one there.
• Eat a top notch meal in a telephone booth.
• Live in a mall for 1 month.
• Rob a bank without threatening anyone, just walk in, take the cash and casually walk out.
• Have a party in a mobile home, then half way through, lift the house (using a crane) into a lake/pool.
• Say the words, 'Attack at dawn' and mean them.
• Insert a headphone into my ear, then have someone follow me around and narrate my life.
• Swim in a pool of peas and carrots.
• Set a world record for balancing the most phone books on my head.
• insert a camera into my eye so i can take a picture of what im seeing just by blinking.
• make a pizza company called 'New York Pizza Department', then when delivering pizzas, knock on the person's door and when they answer say 'NY PD!'
  

Many More Yet To Come.